Hi! I'm an (almost) bald girl from LA who plays bluegrass banjo and owns three tarantulas named Zmeef, Rimby and Priff. I'm a pescitarian (mostly just because I actually don't like the taste of meat). And I'd say I am probably about a 1 on the Kinsey scale. I blog cute pastries, snakes, art, stripper shoes, bugs, velvet, funny shit, synchronized swimming, creepy stuff, nature, tentacles,cathedrals, scarification, rubber ducks,vintage porn,kitties, money, bondage, crystals, lingerie, teeth, flamingos and whatever else floats my boat. My blog will give you an eyeball orgasm. Oh and I'm super nice and friendly so feel free to talk to me or ask me questions. Oh also feel free to submit nudes (male or female) ;)